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1990 was a long year and we are all out of hot water now

from divorce lawyers i shaved my head by jordaan mason and the horse museum

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let the stove get hot: we need heat
to harm all the house with our teeth
because i can't make dinner properly
you are a girl with a cock? i am a boy who can't talk?
warm the analphabet soup to grind all the milk out of you
we share the kitchen table and vomit the newspaper
back & forth
but can i talk to you?
i'd like a word with you!
(let's invent a whole new language)
divorce lawyers i shaved my head; she shaved her head
―we are new
standing near the window, she pulls her pants down a little
and says: "do you see where i used to be a boy?"
i say: "i've had it in my mouth
i swallowed the evidence down, and
the children we wanted around
have stayed in my stomach to drown"
she panics and says:
"this is all i have in my hands—
i want to forget who i am
i want to fuck and forget who i am"
and so we swallow faucets and spit hot water between our lips
like: what would we say instead?
and we gather our hair like bark from backyards where
we force the fire to spread with sawdust carved from our heads
where did you put my autobiography?
where did you put all the wood for the winter?
where did you thrust all the oil we kept up?
and how do we get warm?
how do we stay warm?

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from divorce lawyers i shaved my head, track released June 6, 2009

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